Tag Archives: literary oddities

August Strindberg on Society

“Society is a madhouse whose wardens are the officials and police.”

August Strindberg

Excerpted from: Winokur, Jon, ed. The Portable Curmudgeon. New York: Plume, 1992.

Evelyn Waugh on Youth

“What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?”

Evelyn Waugh

Excerpted from: Winokur, Jon, ed. The Portable Curmudgeon. New York: Plume, 1992.

Anatole France on Dying for Abstractions

“To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.”

Anatole France

Excerpted from: Winokur, Jon, ed. The Portable Curmudgeon. New York: Plume, 1992.

Lev Tolstoy on History

“History would be a wonderful thing—if it were only true.”

Leo Tolstoy

Excerpted from: Winokur, Jon, ed. The Portable Curmudgeon. New York: Plume, 1992.

James Russell Lowell with a Somehow Timely Assessment of Democracy

“Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.”

James Russell Lowell

Excerpted from: Winokur, Jon, ed. The Portable Curmudgeon. New York: Plume, 1992.

Write It Right: Directly for Immediately

“Directly for Immediately. ‘I will come directly’ means that I will come by the most direct route.”

Ambrose Bierce

Excerpted from: Bierce, Ambrose. Write it Right: A Little Blacklist of Literary Faults. Mineola, NY: Dover, 2010.

The Devil’s Dictionary: Auctioneer

“Auctioneer, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.”

Ambrose Bierce

Excerpted from: Bierce, Ambrose. David E. Schultz and S.J. Joshi, eds. The Unabridged Devil’s Dictionary. Athens: The University of Georgia Press, 2000. 

Rebecca West on Journalism

“Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.”

Rebecca West

Excerpted from: Winokur, Jon, ed. The Portable Curmudgeon. New York: Plume, 1992.

The Doubter’s Companion: Boring

“Boring: The scientific community speaks about its work in a cool and disinterested manner. To present an exciting profile would be unprofessional. Any excess of emotion would suggest a lack of neutrality and therefore a tendency to read what they want in the facts rather than reporting what they see. Scientific objectivity must therefore appear to be boring.

Scientists are well aware that their work is neither boring nor objective. If it were, very few discoveries would be made.

Social science, being falsely empirical, is triply obsessed by the obligation to present itself as the objective interpretation of observed reality. Since the more or less hard edges of scientific inquiry are not involved, social scientists are free to be more categorical about truth, reality and what they call facts. They therefore seek to be more boring than scientists.”

Excerpted from: Saul, John Ralston. The Doubter’s Companion. New York: The Free Press, 1994.

The Devil’s Dictionary: Arena

“Arena, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.” 

Excerpted from: Bierce, Ambrose. David E. Schultz and S.J. Joshi, eds. The Unabridged Devil’s Dictionary. Athens: The University of Georgia Press, 2000.